================================================ Subject: Re: [ Creed Discuss ] Public service Announcement From: To: "The New Improved Less Lame List" Date: Thu 19 Sep 2002 13:44:42 -0400 ================================================ You must be reallllllllllly bored!!! "Joe Earles" wrote: >Shut up and send me some money. And as you hit the "send money" button, >repeat 3 times: > >"There is no god but the Bullgod and Kid Rock is his prophet!" > >----- Original Message ----- >From: >To: "The New Improved Less Lame List" >Sent: Thursday, September 19, 2002 1:25 PM >Subject: RE: [ Creed Discuss ] Public service Announcement > > >> Someone is listening to a little too much Kid Rock!!  : ) >> >> >>                                    ~Michele >> >> >> "Joe Earles" wrote: >> >> >I AM THE BULLGOD. And as such I expect to be revered and worshipped >around >> >here from now on. To give you an idea of what this new religion you are >> >about to adopt is all about I present the Bullgod's Frequently Asked >> >Questions: >> > >> >1. Who is the Bullgod? >> >I'm the Bull God, you understand? The illegitimate son of man. I'm the >T-O-P >> >to the D-O-G and the P-O-T to the G-O-D >> > >> >2. What is the Bullgod's agenda? >> >I'm gonna get you...I see through you...I'm gonna get you >> > >> >3. How will the Bullgod accomplish this goal? >> >I wanna flood the world with my twisted thoughts >> >You can bet all day but I can't be bought >> > >> >4. Still confused? >> >I'm like a train I roll hard lettin off much steam >> >In the Carhartt flannel and dusty jeans baby >> >I never was cool with James Dean >> >But I be hangin tough with my man Jim Beam >> >I swing low...like a chimp >> >These thoughts I have can't mold to sense >> >Through the forest of my mind, they're all past tense >> >Born and raised in the outer lands >> >And at times you can say I'm outta hand >> >I'm in a band of gypsies, we're on the run >> >Everytime that paper hits my tongue >> >And sometimes it seems so odd >> >When my veins are poppin and I'm on the nod >> >I am the bullgod...you understand >> >And here in my head is my master plan, Uh >> > >> > >> >5. So how would a relationship with the Bullgod enhance my human >experience? >> >A lot of people poke fun and that's alright >> >But when I start pokin back they get all uptight >> >You can't cap with the master son >> >So sit your ass down before I blast ya one >> > >> >6. I think I'd rather worship a kinder, gentler deity. Like Cthulhu. Why >> >should I worship the Bullgod? >> >SIMPLE! >> >I am the bullgod...I am free...and I feed on all that is forsaken >> > >> >Now that you have been introduced to your new monotheistic belief system, >> >you WILL start supporting the cause of the Bullgod by sending your >donations >> >via paypal to joe_earles@hotmail.com or suffer the caustic scourge of >your >> >disobedience. Thank you for your unwavering loyalty to the Bullgod. >> >Infidels will be snapped like reeds and rent in twain like Rice Paper. >Have >> >a nice day. >> > >> > >> > >> >To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, >visit: >> >http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm >> >To submit your profile, visit: >> >http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp >> >To view List member Profiles, visit: >> >http://www.creedlisters.com >> > >> >> To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, >visit: >> http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm >> To submit your profile, visit: >> http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp >> To view List member Profiles, visit: >> http://www.creedlisters.com > > >To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: >http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm >To submit your profile, visit: >http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp >To view List member Profiles, visit: >http://www.creedlisters.com > To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm To submit your profile, visit: http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp To view List member Profiles, visit: http://www.creedlisters.com